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Cat Ipsum
Co2Andrew Borstein
almost 2 years ago
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Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur under the bed eat grass, throw it back up yet scratch the furniture play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard eat half my food and ask for more. Swat at dog lie in the sink all day brown cats with pink ears and hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away pounce on unsuspecting person attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened for chase imaginary bugs. Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor sit and stare, have my breakfast spaghetti yarn for show belly my left donut is missing, as is my right.

Cats making all the muffins with tail in the air yet poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls so purr or warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats. Meow meow, i tell my human damn that dog , meow meow to be let out. Pushes butt to face go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway or instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason, lick sellotape. Claws in your leg meow to be let in, my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor leave hair everywhere.

Lick plastic bags pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space or poop on grasses for please stop looking at your phone and pet me knock over christmas tree yet intently sniff hand. Plays league of legends. Warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats stares at human while pushing stuff off a table or warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats for kitty loves pigs and human give me attention meow. Brown cats with pink ears purr.

Present belly, scratch hand when stroked. Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur scamper so licks your face lick plastic bags and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not cats making all the muffins cereal boxes make for five star accommodation . Wake up human for food at 4am make meme, make cute face so jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened and cough furball cereal boxes make for five star accommodation freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human.

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